…Walk into a tavern and order 2 goats, 3 kegs of beer and ask for the location of the next river. No souls were harmed in the making of this, but there were baos eaten on the side. If this doesn’t make sense to whoever reads this, neither did it as it happened.
Category: Food
Not Instant But Very Fast Noodles
Stuff like Pho is an elaborate fare that will keep you busy for hours on end. So this time I tried to go entirely the other way and made what essentially is a fast miso pork stir fry that I just filled with water and cooked the noodles in. Takes less than harf (*glug*) an hour and works surprisingly well.
Quesadillas
When you’re feeling like grilled cheese, but want to go really flat. You know what works shockingly well? The Tyrolean version with cabbage, Speck and Graukas.
Steak Frites
Nothing I haven’t done before, but what makes steak interesting is how you try to optimize every single bit of timing, from seasoning to letting the meat come to room temperature to preheating the pan, all to get the maximum amount of crust and even browning on the thing before it overcooks. Worked out this time.
Pork Kebabs
Mostly because I had some meat left and wanted to see how hard it is to shape those skewers. Good enough for the first try, certainly yet another rabbit hole of cookery to go down if I ever get bored.
Okonomiyaki
Oh, we still doing those big ol’ cabbage pancakes? Why yes of course, they haven’t stopped being tasty. I was too lazy though to do the decorative mayo.
Pickled Pepper Grilled Cheese
I will not get into the debate of whether this is a grilled cheese or a melt, and instead will wax philosophical about the importance of slow and even browning (with the help of plenty of butter) for a perfect cheese sandwich, and the fact that the slightly sweet and sour peppers just go really well with it.
Halfling’s Feast
Noo, not harflings, halflings. They say don’t shop for food on an empty stomach, but when it turns into something like pumpkin soup, grilled cheese sandwiches, and a massive shepherd’s pie, who’s gonna complain? Not the harflings (dammit), that’s for sure.
Same But Different
Usual regular burger post? This time a little bit different, double smash cheeseburgers with spicy miso cole slaw and crispy bacon. The first one looks prettier, but the cole slaw was too sour. Second one hit the spot. Looks aren’t everything, you know.
Okonomiyaki
There, I done did it. I was just making an offhanded comment about Hiroshima style okonomiyaki, next thing I was wondering how DO you actually make that darn thing that seems to just be ingredients stacked sky high on a pancake and somehow not falling apart? A lot of research, a couple of tries and almost a whole head of cabbage later I think I’m getting the hang of it. Had to replace crispy tempura bits with Backerbsen and no idea if it’s anything like the authentic dish but it’s good stuff, so no complaints.