Ceci n’est pas une pipe

It might be the jankiest damn smoking gun in the world though. Couple years old, haven’t even used it yet.
Now I just have to figure out what I’ll use it for and whether I want to risk burning my house down. Supposedly you can smoke vanilla ice cream, which sounds bonkers honestly.

In case you’re wondering what the title is referencing: La Trahison des images

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Which Witch Ate My Ribwich?

Pork ribs with a kombu, salt & lemon pepper dry rub.


So, if you want umami (essentially glutamates) in your food, there’s many ways to go about it. Soy sauce, fish sauce, miso, parmesan, tomatoes, mushrooms, plain ol’ MSG, heck, even green tea has some, and there’s many more sources. What really fascinates me about kombu right now is how it totally adds a savory taste to whatever you throw it on, but at the same time it seems to be much more subtle than the other ingredients. Your ribs just happen to taste more mouth-watery all of a sudden.